- Vacation Boy Comes to Life (Dominican Republic)
- Japanese Love Hotels (Japan)
- Mosquitoes, Chickens and Tarantulas (Dominican Republic)
- Descending Mountains Without Shoes or Sobriety (U.S., Canada)
- “Get Down Here!” (U.S.)
- Drunks Falling off Horses and Fun with Chicken Busses (Guatemala)
- In Pursuit of a Shower (Japan)
- Eluding Leeches and Losing My Pants (Thailand)
- Explosive Bali Diving (Indonesia)
- Painful Encounters with Fish and Friends (Malaysia)
- Screw It, I’m Going to Greece (Greece)
- “Is That Someone Asleep Behind the Register?” (France)
- Paris to Dakar—My Metaphorical Road Race (France, Morocco, Senegal)
- The Krishna Bike, the Frenchman & the Comfort Biker (U.S.)
- How Not to Make a Great First Impression (Ecuador)
- The High Speed Chinese Bus Chase (China)
- “Making Coats with Kittens?” (My Chinese needs improvement!) (China)
- The Off-Genre Superhero Track Meet (China)
- Chasing Bore Tides (China)
- The First Halloween in Hangzhou (China)
- Mom Says I Shouldn’t Have Gone to the Tiger Leaping Gorge (China)
- Racing the Slow Red River (China)
- My Son and Angkor What? (Vietnam, Cambodia, Laos)
- A Father’s Perspective on Travel with Vacation Boy (Myanmar)
- Fixing a Bike across South China (China)
- Corporate Boy: the Korean Christening (South Korea)
- Corporate Boy Goes Around the World in 30 Days (India, Japan, Australia)
- “We’re Not on a Pilgrimage; We’re on a Business Trip!” (India)
- Carving Up Whales and Rental Safaris (South Africa)
- Launching the Crimson Poobah in Baja (Mexico)
- Fun with Unsunken Boats and Dental Hygienists (Fiji, New Zealand)
- A Kayaking Quest for Conch (Bahamas)
- In Search of Gasoline (U.S.)
- Just Drop Me Off in the Desert (Kuwait)
- Hosing Down a Naked Frenchman (France)
- The Crimson Poobah Takes on Venice (Italy)
- Partying with Parisian Thieves (France)
- Introducing BBQ Boy! (U.S.)
- My Butt’s on Fire! (U.S.)
- It’s a Mad, Mad, Mad, Madagascar World! (Madagascar)
- Racing in Istanbul Traffic to Kayak the Lycian Coast (Turkey)
- Strawberry Underwear & Rainbow Wigs (France, Switzerland, West Germany, East Germany, Poland, Czechoslovakia)
- Epilogue
- A Parting Thought